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Ugly Wedding Dresses are Worse Than Bad Jewelry!
Bad wedding dresses are worse than bad jewelry!
Diamond jewelry is supposed to accentuate your bridal gown at the wedding, which should always be the center of gravity.
If the jewelry looks bad, you can take it off.
What are ya gonna do if you realize you chose the wrong wedding gown??
You cannot exactly remove it during the wedding...
Here are a few of the most ridiculous and bizzare wedding gowns I have ever seen.

This one looks like somebody's idea of a really bad Halloween costume.

Classless. Tasteless. Base. Disgusting. Wear this to a strip club...not your own wedding.

This one takes the cake....methinks she's pregnant.
I won't even comment on this one..
Via: Wedlog
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That is too funny!
Posted by: Barry Schwartz on April 16, 2007 3:13 PM
"Classless. Tasteless. Base. Disgusting. Wear this to a strip club...not your own wedding"
Who wrote this? The other ones are horrible but I actually find that one to be a good design. If used by the right woman, it's a great dress.
Posted by: Jonathan Grand on April 16, 2007 10:56 PM
This is a horribly designed website and this post sucks! I can't believe I'm wasting my time leaving this comment... and I'm still writing. There must be something wrong with me.
Posted by: Mark on April 16, 2007 10:58 PM
By "right woman" you mean a stripper. Come on, its sexy and naughty and is best worn to entertain someone, not for a wedding.
Posted by: Anonymous on April 16, 2007 10:59 PM
Third down is a prom dress from the "Ghetto Prom" email chain letter...
Posted by: Anonymous on April 16, 2007 11:00 PM
Yup, i came in to say same, last one is a Ghetto Prom dress, supposedly.
Posted by: Eric on April 16, 2007 11:14 PM
If you dont like number 2, you are either a woman or a flaming homosexual male.
Posted by: Anonymous on April 16, 2007 11:16 PM
No one said they didn't like #2, of course it's ridiculously hot... but it'd be tough to argue that it would make a very classy wedding for grandma to attend. Of course on the other hand it's a random picture of crap on the Internet so who says it's not a bachelor party stripper pic in the first place anyway :p
Posted by: Anonymous on April 16, 2007 11:25 PM
#2 is HOT.
Posted by: Anonymous on April 16, 2007 11:25 PM
That's it? 3 fucking pictures?
And #2 is fucking smoking.
Posted by: PENIX on April 16, 2007 11:31 PM
mmmmm... #2 can come to my stag night ;)
Posted by: noid on April 16, 2007 11:50 PM
I think #1 is great. Wish my figure was as good as hers. I remember when it was. I used to be a chick but now I'm a broad. That is not to say that there is anything wrong with being a broad but sometimes I like the idea of my younger years. My wedding dress in 1979 cost me $50.00. My husband wore a baby blue suit .I did not approve that and did not see the suits till I got to the alter. That was almost a deal breaker but what can I say . I love the guy. Gown # 3 is a nightmare. It is nice to be proud of your pregnancy but what will the child think if they get a look at that pic when they are in their teens. Everything parents do is embarrassing to them at that age. Sorry lady #3, you are no Demi Moore.
Posted by: Lorraine Roach on April 16, 2007 11:52 PM
what a fucking waste of time
next time, don't bother submitting to digg
at the very least, have more than 3 fucking pictures
oh and not everyone would be ashamed to wear #2 for their wedding, that said, i'm a guy so I'd love to have the girl on me..
Posted by: Anonymous on April 16, 2007 11:59 PM
LOL love the negro woman's dress
I hate niggers and now i hate them even more!
Posted by: lol on April 17, 2007 12:13 AM
Careful, no. 2 doesn't exactly look like the loyal type. Better tap it like a beer keg while you can.
Posted by: RegalGSX on April 17, 2007 1:49 AM
i think there's something wrong with you if you consider the fact that a pregnant woman would want to accentuate her tummy a problem...stop internalizing our culture's disgust with all things female
Posted by: Anonymous on April 17, 2007 2:10 AM
Don't buy diamonds. The diamond industry pollutes and exploits people and diamonds aren't worth what they're selling them for.
Posted by: Anonymouse on April 17, 2007 2:13 AM
The second one is too sexy for a wedding. Maybe if I am her lover, I will kill her.
Posted by: siong1987 on April 17, 2007 2:17 AM
Why is it 'classless' and 'tasteless' for a woman to show some skin on HER day if she wants to? Victorian douchebag.
Posted by: douchepolice on April 17, 2007 2:29 AM
I agree that #2 is pretty tasteless for a WHOLE wedding gown, but it wouldn't be bad if that was the no frills part left after the train and girly bodice were removed. This would provide easy movement for dancing at the reception and plenty of incentive for the groom to leave said reception early instead of getting wasted beyond the ability to do his honeymoon night duties.
Besides, grandma may attend the wedding, but lets face the fact that she will probably be taking a nap shortly after the cake is cut (unless she is one hip granny).
As far as Pic #1...Wow and *shudder*. If my wife were to come down the aisle in that thing, I would be headed out the nearest exit...to throw up.
#3, there is a reason most wedding gowns are white. It is supposed to symbolize the alleged virginity of the bride. Granted, it has been mentioned that it is a ghetto prom dress, but the white color is blasphemed by the pregnant belly.
I agree that this page was a waste of time...but what work do we get done by surfing the web and checking out Digg? Isn't entertainment the main reason we check it out? Chill out and enjoy the horrendousness of the internet. :p
Posted by: Rafor on April 17, 2007 2:51 AM
so we see the parts an now we know why she is tieing the knot...
Posted by: racer on April 17, 2007 5:24 AM
These wedding dresses certainly do not do the best for the brides .
Posted by: ace on April 17, 2007 5:29 AM
they say the girl would treasure her wedding dress for like ever ...
so just chill ... and let her do her thing ...
but yeah ... these dresses kinda suck ...
hehe :P
Posted by: subcorpus on April 17, 2007 6:20 AM
This takes the biscuit:
http://www.mikehogan.net/photos/WeddingWear.htm
Posted by: Fred on April 17, 2007 6:23 AM
I think #3 is really hott and an absolute turn-on
Posted by: rawr on April 17, 2007 7:22 AM
Weddings are meant to be celebrations of love and fidelity, not just big bash celebrations to have fun. That is why #2 is such a shocking dress, because it doesn't support the ideals of a marriage. The outfit is beautiful, I agree, but it isn't something you want to wear while confessing exclusive, undying love in front of an audience. And there is nothing wrong with being proud of a pregnancy; pregnant women are beautiful. The pregnancy (assumed) out of wedlock is more of the issue than the pregnancy itself.
Posted by: Christy on April 17, 2007 9:51 AM
It would have been more fun looking at more pictures but this is alright. Horrible dresses yes. #1 is prolly supposed to be some fashion bullshit, and #2 is hot yes but not something you show up at your wedding in and #3 omg I have no words... prom dress or wedding dress... it's like she bought some white fabric, sew it together and made a hole in it. HORRIBLE! Pregnant women most often are beautiful but this is just a whole other class.
Posted by: girl on April 17, 2007 10:29 AM
Actually, the last pic is of a pregnant woman. Notice the dark stripe running up the center of her abdomen. This is called 'linea negra' which is Latin for 'Black Line'. This is a hormonal change for many women during pregnancy, but is more clearly seen in women with more pigmentation of the skin. The female form is beautiful in its many forms; however, most of these dresses are awful and do nothing to flatter it! From a female's POV at least. =^,^=
Posted by: DalilahBlue on April 17, 2007 10:50 AM
#3, That's one nappy headed hoe
Posted by: Anonymous on April 17, 2007 2:12 PM
That's one nappy headed hoe!
Posted by: Don Imus on April 17, 2007 2:12 PM
Different strokes for different folks. If they feel confident wearing something like that let them be. I find one of those dresses very sexy, thats my opinion. People can do what they want, why do they get criticized for being an individual? We don't have to impresses every body's desires.
Posted by: me on April 17, 2007 8:50 PM
you are so wrong about that second wedding dress. That is hot as all get out. Who needs class when your wife is such a fox?
Posted by: J on April 17, 2007 10:26 PM
I pity anyone who would marry a girl who wore dress 2, if only for the herpes they're sure to eventually contract from her.
Posted by: Anonymous on April 18, 2007 2:12 AM
See http://www.uglydress.com/ for more pictures of nuptial nightmares...
Posted by: Elliot Lee on April 18, 2007 7:53 PM
#2 is obviously a stripper costume (probably especially for bachelor parties), not a real wedding dress. Moron.
Posted by: anonymous on April 21, 2007 12:15 AM
""Classless. Tasteless. Base. Disgusting. Wear this to a strip club...not your own wedding"
Who wrote this? The other ones are horrible but I actually find that one to be a good design. If used by the right woman, it's a great dress."
Only a man would say that. Sleeze.
Posted by: Ashleigh on April 25, 2007 12:42 AM
Dress #2 cannot be called a wedding dress it is tasteless and she looks like she should be swinging on a pole somewhere. If she needs to wear that to keep her husband than she should NOT be getting married.
Posted by: KB on May 3, 2007 10:46 AM
You guys do know that number 2 is a bathing suit not a wedding dress, right? I mean, it is for a beach wedding, not like shes wearing it to church...
also, rafor, white wedding gowns never were supolsed to symbolise virginity. The white gown trend started because white gowns were so impractical at the time (early 1800's) that wearing it was meant to show off your wealth (hey look at me! Im wearing a dress Ill never wear again! I must be loaded!) Before that, women just wore their best dress.
Besides, thats suposedly a "ghetto prom dress" People just started calling it a wedding dress to make it more shocking (and since people never question what they read on the internet anyways..) You ever see a bride wear a corsage? Now THAT would be weird.
Posted by: Michelle on June 14, 2007 7:21 PM
THOSE DRESSES ARE HORIBLE,..............
Posted by: unanamous on June 18, 2007 4:47 PM
Some of these comments really highlight the lack of decent education in modern society. Racism, Sexism, homophobic comments, all on one page! I'm so proud to be a human being!
Posted by: Emma - Louise on June 19, 2007 9:24 AM
siong1987 is a fucking freak, what the fuck did you mean KILL HER!? I would give up my clit to have a body like that!
Posted by: Anonymous on September 6, 2007 4:51 PM
correction, #2 isn't even a dress.
Posted by: rebecca on September 16, 2007 12:35 AM
what the fuck was you thinking you could of did your hair
Posted by: Tremonisha on December 21, 2007 11:36 AM
1st one seems to be a fashion show
Posted by: lea on February 6, 2008 10:27 PM
that was sssssssssooooooo uglyyyy
Posted by: talani on February 27, 2008 7:26 PM
#1 was not bad for a wedding in the 1st centurys or something. #2 i thought she looked like a stripper she should have just walked down the aisle naked. #3 is not at all something beautiful, she should also be naked the dress says look at me fuck me why don't you.
Posted by: shontay on February 29, 2008 2:04 AM
bathing suit, prom dress, wedding gown... regardless of what these outfits are, they are all innapropriate for the occassion they seem meant for. yes, we have the right to wear what we wish but come on. if you are defending any of the above photos you are completely void of any sense of style. the first is not meant for anyone but an anorexic runway model, the second for a stripper (please stop defending her! its mad slutty) and the thrid... well for "fear" of sounding racist i won't say anything but damn, hideous.
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Posted by: Anonymous on March 29, 2008 1:02 PM
that last dress is a prom dress, not a wedding dress. Check your facts, that picture has been on the internet for ages.
Posted by: Anonymous on April 26, 2008 1:22 PM
WOW, This these are really ugly dresses and they have the nerve to take pictures.
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Posted by: Syvella Brantley on June 18, 2008 11:20 PM
sadly...the last one isn't even a wedding dress. its a prom dress. i've seen it before in emails and stuff about "ghetto proms"
either way, prom or wedding, it doesn't make it any less hideous. ;)
Posted by: danielle on July 24, 2008 6:46 PM
Classless, tasteless and disgusting?
You either have bad vision or are not hetero.
That girl is hot!!!
pfffft
Posted by: Rick on September 22, 2008 1:32 PM